Saturday, April 25, 2009

My Past Life.

Why not while away the (hopefully) last pregnant hours
by searching for absurd pictures of bards?
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Thank you Krista and your most recent blog post for one of the only amusing distractions I've found lately.

The Past Life Analysis is not only an entirely frivolous and bizarre thing to do - it is strangely accurate, as I think I was definitely a bard in a previous life, though I don't know how happy I am that I was born in Wales.

Matt, on the other hand, was some kind of ritual sacrificer in Latin America. Pontifex Maximus indeed. Dead sexy.

Ditto for semi-humorous pictures of fake but very intense
Aztec priests
who look weirdly like distant relatives of mine.

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My Past Life Analysis:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 725. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.

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  1. Fun! I was previously male as well, born somewhere in Alaska in the mid-16th century as a farmer, weaver or tailor. Now, the first of those is highly unlikely as plants cringe in fear when I approach with my Watering Can of Death. But I love to knit and sew - ah ha!

    It also said I came into this life to help old people and children, and to learn to care for the weak and helpless. Hmmmm . . . I don't know if that means "You're like a Mother Theresa!" or "Get a job in a nursing home or daycare center".

    I'm trying to decide who's sexier - the Billy Ray Cyrus bard or the "Look into my eyes!" high priest! 8-P

    Hope you're doing well and staying comfortable!

  2. I just took the test and thought it was hysterical. I was born mid 16th in the territory of modern South China. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks. I had to chuckle here as my undergraduate degree is in civil engineering - apparently you cannot escape some things.

    Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
    Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.

    The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
    You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods. I work in clean tech - does that count? Great laugh. Hope all is well, and you and Ludovictus are getting along nicely.